I’m sure I’ll be insanely overscheduled as usual, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. DC is one of my favorite cons, for a number of reasons. Some of my fondest con memories are from this great show, and I can’t wait to go back on my silver anniversary!
I will be back at Dragon Con over Labor Day weekend in Atlanta at the start of next month, and the programming folks have sent me my preliminary schedule.
I’m disappointed that DC won’t be requiring that all attendees be vaccinated — that should be SOP at every convention, and that it isn’t depresses the fuck out of me — but they are requiring that everyone be masked, which is acceptable.
Anyhow, this is a light schedule by my standards, as I “only” have 15 program items from the con, plus I’ll be putting in four autograph sessions at Bard’s Tower in the Vendor Hall.
Here’s where to find me. I will update this post once I get information like who else is on the panels with me……
EDITED TO ADD: The other panelists have been added, plus there’s an additional panel Saturday night at 10pm….
10-11am: “Batman and X-Men: Best Superhero Cartoons Ever,” w/Michael Bailey, Joe Crowe, and Michael Williams (American Sci-Fi Classics Track, virtual panel)
8.30-9.30pm: “Classic Sci-Fi Movie Novelizations: The Dramatic Readings,” w/Darin M. Bush, John Hudgens, ToniAnn Marini, and James Palmer (American Sci-Fi Classics Track, Marriott M103-M105)
As I prepare to fly to Indianapolis for Indiana Comic Convention, I can also formally announce five more conventions I’m doing later this year, including three Guest of Honor gigs!
I will be returning to Indianapolis in July as Author Guest of Honor for InConJunction XLI! This will be my second time as Author GoH at this Indy con, which will be held from 1-3 July. I was AGoH back in 2010, and also Toastmaster in 2016. Looking forward to returning for a third go-round! I’ll be joined by my old buddy Marc Gunn as Music GoH, as well as Artist GoH Ruth Thompson, Toastmaster Lou Harry, and Special Guests TammyJo Eckhart, PhD, Creepin’ it Burly, and Transylvanian Lip Treatment.
Two weeks after InCon, I will be back at one of my favorite conventions ever, Shore Leave 42! The recent apocalypse forced both the 2020 and 2021 attempts at SL42 to go virtual, but it’ll be in person this year from 15-17 July in Cockeysville, Maryland. I will be one of more than 40 author guests at this great show, and there will also be actors from Star Trek, Lucifer, The Boys, the Arrowverse, Firefly, and more, plus science guests and music guests (the latter including my band Boogie Knights).
Another doubly postponed convention is Bubonicon 53. I was to be one of the GoHs in 2020, but Bubonicon also went virtual the past two years. From 26-28 August, I will finally be in Albuquerque in person, alongside my fellow GoH Rae Carson, Guest Artist Chaz Kemp, Toastmaster A. Lee Martinez, and a Science Speaker TBA.
I am officially returning to Dragon Con in 2022 as an author guest. It’s always a grand ol’ time at DC, and I’m sure this year, which will be in Atlanta from 1-5 September (Labor Day weekend, as ever), will be just as grand. Expect me to do my usual practical self-defense workshop, some time at Bard’s Tower, and a ton of stuff on various tracks, particularly the American Sci-Fi Classics Track…
Finally, I will be the Principal Speaker at Philcon 2022 in Cherry Hill, New Jersey from 18-20 November. I’ve been attending Philcon since 1991, and it’s always been a favorite. In fact, the very first convention I attended as a professional in the SF/F field was Philcon in 1993, as I had just started my job as an associate editor at Byron Preiss. (Prior to that, I’d attended cons either as a fan or as press as part of The Chronic Rift.) It’s a thrill to be the Principal Speaker at this venerable con that dates back to 1936.
These are far from the only shows I’ll be doing this year — I plan to be joining Bard’s Tower for a bunch more shows, for one thing — so keep watching this space.
All of the above is contingent on the apocalypse continuing to subside. I’m continuing to be masked in public, and if things get worse again, I may find myself forced to pull out of some in-person conventions, depending on their policies (as I had to do earlier this year when Omicron was ascendant). We shall see.
It was “Horror Movie Novelization Dramatic Readings,” and included Joe Crowe reading from Fangface, Michael G. Williams reading from Cabin in the Woods, ToniAnn Marini reading from Plan 9 from Outer Space, and me reading from my own novelization of Resident Evil: Extinction.
We have returned safely from Dragon Con 2021, which went significantly better than we feared…..
DC’s policy in this year of the never-ending pandemic was to require that all attendees be either vaccinated or have proof of a negative COVID-19 test within the previous 72 hours, and that all attendees wear masks while in indoor public spaces. These rules, I’m pleased to say, were enforced. I was regularly seeing people being told to put their masks on when they entered buildings, badges were being checked, and vaccination status was checked during badge pickup anywhere from one to three times. In addition, there was a cap on attendance, and the crowds were noticeably smaller than usual.
We took a leisurely route down to the con this year — instead of dead-heading it down in one 14-hour trip, we broke it up. First we drove to Raleigh on Tuesday and spent the night with ToniAnn and Kyle. Then on Wednesday, their friend (and con roommate) Mike joined us, and, after several of us did some work stuff, Mike packed his stuff in TA & Kyle’s car, and we caravanned to Charlotte, where we stayed in an AirBnB and had a fun night of food and gaming.
Thursday, we headed down to Atlanta — stopping for lunch and also for a bit of shopping at a really good liquor store in Anderson, SC — and arrived at the convention!
DC has been bleeding back into Thursdays for a while now, and this year they had actual programming Thursday night. So after we checked in (both to the hotel and the convention) and parked the car (we found a good deal in a lot about half a mile from the hotel), there were panels! First I saw Wrenn do a panel on the Urban Fantasy Track, where five panelists each made the case for one of the first five seasons of Supernatural to be the best. Wrenn had season four, and she defended it quite eloquently, though in the end, the audience felt that season five’s defense by Hanako Ricks was the strongest (Wrenn did come in second, though).
After that, we went to the American Sci-Fi Classics Track for the first of many times. The Classics Track — magnificently run by the great Joe Crowe and Gary Mitchel — has become my home away from home at DC. Full of goofy nostalgia, great fun, and hijinks galore, the Classics Track also helped all of us get through the last year-and-a-half of insanity with their Quarantine panels (which you can find on their YouTube channel). On Thursday, we were there to watch ToniAnn be part of a most excellent panel on Labyrinth.
Friday was when the convention started in earnest for me. First I watched TA again, this time doing a fun panel on The Mummy Returns on the occasion of its twentieth anniversary. (TA cosplayed as Evie for the occasion.) Then I did my self-defense workshop, which was slightly altered from the usual — for safety’s sake, I kept the participants farther apart than usual, and I also didn’t do one-on-one demonstrations of the techniques with people. It still went quite well (I had about 40 people, which is good for a normal-sized DC, much less this smaller-scale version).
The rest of the day included one hour at Bard’s Tower selling and signing books, talking about writing military SF with a panel that included my friends and colleagues Van Allen Plexico and Marie Whittaker, among others, and then talking about Aliens on the occasion of its 35th anniversary on the Classics Track with Darin Bush and a bunch of other neat folks. Friday ended with “First Contact Improv,” an annual tradition on the Science Fiction Literature Track that is always a hoot and a holler. We of the panel were passengers on a sleeper ship that’s been pulled over by alien police. Best part of the panel were the, um, unique translations provided by the wonky universal translator……
Saturday started with a fun look back at Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends forty years after its debut, again on the Classics Track (complete with two people cosplaying Firestar!), then I had my autographing and reading. The autographing went very well — I was next to John Scalzi (who obviously had a much bigger crowd, though I did get some of his sloppy seconds), and it was good to see him and catch up a bit, and several people came by to get me to scribble on things, and even buy some of my books! The reading was less well attended, sadly, but I did get to do my first reading of “Ragnarok and a Hard Place.”
(Overall, the convention was excellent about cleaning and tidying up and making sure folks were masked and all that good stuff. However, the one and only exception the entire weekend that I encountered was at my reading: somebody dropped the ball in the Hyatt. My reading in Vinings was the first thing in that room that day — the previous day, there was an eight-hour gaming session in the room. When TA and I arrived at the room, it was a mess — nobody had cleaned up after the gamers, who were last in there eighteen hours earlier. There was even food lying around! I did complain to the con, though….)
I did another Alien panel after that, this one on the Horror Track, and was specifically about writing Alien tie-in fiction. It included me and Andrew E.C. Gaska, both writers of same, and Steve Saffel, the editor at Titan in charge of same. (Later that night, I had a very nice meeting with Steve, which was good on both a personal and professional level. Steve and I have been friends for almost three decades now, and the meeting was also fruitful regarding a potential future project.)
While the con was, as I said, doing well with trying to keep folks safe, we all agreed that going out to eat was a hugely bad idea. (Also the likely unsafest part of DC would be walking around Saturday night when people are drunk and stupid.) However, TA, Kyle, & Mike have a tradition whereby they always go to the Landmark Diner — who, conveniently, were on Uber Eats! So we ordered in a very yummy meal that was delivered to the hotel, and we played more games while we waited.
Sunday was my busiest day, but also the most fun. It began with an Urban Fantasy Track panel on writing media tie-in fiction with me, Dan Jolley, and Terry Mancour, which was better attended than any Sunday-at-10am panel had any right to be, and the folks there asked some great questions.
That was followed by my first of two Quarantine Panel followups on the Classics Track: THE BATTLE OF THE FICTIONAL BANDS! We did something like a million of these last year, with fictional bands from all across the spectrum (The Soggy Bottom Boys! Dethklok! The Oneders! Dingoes Ate My Baby!) competing against each other. Some of the arguments got pretty contentious, and it was fun all around. For the in-person version, the audience was more involved. They picked the sixteen bands that went in the bracket, and they ultimately voted on who advanced, after the panel presented their arguments. Here’s the final grid:
It was a tough battle in the end, with Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem going up against Wyld Stallyns. But in the end, the Muppets won. As it should be. We even had an upstart upset, as the Three Caballeros — whom most of the room didn’t even know about — surged thanks to an audience member who pleaded their case very eloquently.
After that, the Military SF Track did a fun panel on the heroes and villains of Stargate Universe, which included me and Van arguing a lot (he thinks Rush is way more heroic than I do, for starters), and it was particularly fun debating where Greer fit on the hero/villain spectrum.
Then there was another couple hours at Bard’s Tower following a lunch and relaxation break, then two more panels: one on Star Trek novels with me and Dan Jolley, and then the novelizations reading.
The Trek one was odd, because I haven’t written a Trek novel in a decade, and Dan’s only coauthored one Trek novella twenty years ago, but it worked out okay. We just opened it to questions right away, and some folks asked general tie-in-writing questions that Dan could answer — as well as “what would you most like to write?” questions that we both could take. And I got to talk about Articles of the Federation a lot, which was fun….
Another Quarantine Panel followup came next: “Classic Sci-Fi Novelization Readings.” Having already done that on the Tube of You, we did it live, and it included John Hudgens reading from the Howard the Duck novelization, Chris Cummins reading from the Gremlins novelization (both of which were way more out there than the movies they novelized), me reading from Gene Roddenberry’s rather turgid Star Trek: The Motion Picture novelization, TA reading from my Gargantua novelization (in a thick New Jersey accent, no less), and we ended with a superb reading from William Shakespeare’s The Empire Striketh Back, Ian Doescher’s brilliant reworking of Star Wars the way the Bard woulda done it, as performed hilariously by Denise Lhamon and Darin Bush.
Monday, Wrenn and I packed up the room, sprung the car from the parking lot, packed up the car, checked out of the hotel, and then put the car in a closer, more expensive lot for the day. We did it in record time, aided by the con’s lower attendance meaning we had better-than-usual elevator karma. (We also are really good at packing up in a hotel room after all these years, even with the COVID interregnum….)
My last two panels were “Dead at the Keyboard,” my only Writers Track panel, which included Trisha Wooldridge, Peter David, Megan Mackie, Anthony Francis, and two other writers whose names I didn’t get because they were on the far end of the panel from me, and it was Monday, and my brain was fried. But we talked about different ways of dealing with obstacles (mental and physical) to writing, and it was very useful and broad-ranging and fun.
The convention closed for me with, of course, the Classics Track: “Roll-a-Panel: Critical Fails.” We rolled a twenty-sided die every five minutes or so, and then talked about a movie that was, um, not a critical darling. Everything from Plan 9 from Outer Space to BloodRayne to Star Trek Nemesis to Mac and Me to the 1998 Godzilla, and so on. It was, of course, hilarious and fun and absurd, and the perfect coda to the con.
We did visit with a couple of friends before hitting the road, which was wonderful, then we drove up to the suburbs of Charlotte to visit our old buddy Ed. Traditionally, Monday of DC we meet Ed at a barbecue place, but we didn’t want to chance a restaurant in these fraught times, so Ed cooked for us. We had a lovely time catching up with Ed and then drove up to Salem, Virginia and stayed in a Holiday Inn Express. Tuesday, we roused ourselves, checked out, and headed the final 471 miles home to a couple of grateful kitty cats who haven’t left our sides since.
It was so good to see so many wonderful folks. I didn’t come close to listing all the people I saw at con, and I apologize to those I left off. In particular, it was great to meet readers of my work, as well as to create a few new readers.
I’m really glad DC was able to be pulled off. If nothing else, it proves that the anti-maskers are full of fecal matter. The number of people I saw unmasked over the course of the weekend was vanishingly small. I’d say 99% of the attendees followed the mask mandate, and if several thousand people at a science fiction convention can keep their masks on in order to keep folks safe, so can other people. It didn’t remotely interfere with the enjoyment of the con.
Now that I’m back home I’ve got about a thousand things to do, starting with tomorrow’s Voyager Rewatch and Lower Decks review, as well as laundry, editing, writing, and other fun stuff. Wheeeeeee!
Dragon Con is back this year, in Atlanta over Labor Day weekend (starting the night of the 2nd of September and going to Labor Day itself, Monday the 6th), and despite Georgia turning into a COVID hotspot, Wrenn and I plan to attend. We’ll be masked the entire time, which is a requirement of the convention. In addition, and the con is requiring that all attendees either be vaccinated or have proof of a recent negative COVID test, so that’s good.
As usual for me at DC, my schedule is batshit crazy.
8.30 – 9.30pm: “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy TV Series Turns 40,” w/Robert Bowen, Brian Doob, Nathan Laws, and Caro McCully (virtual panel streaming on the Brit Track’s YouTube channel)
4 – 5pm: autographing, w/various other authors at Bard’s Tower (Merchandise Mart Booth 2719)
5.30 – 6.30pm: “Military Sci-Fi Writers & Creators–Media Edition,” w/Jason Anspach, J. Gregory Keyes, and Van Allen Plexico (Westin Chastain DE)
7 – 8pm: “Aliens: 35 years of Nuking it from Orbit,” w/Andrew E.C. Gaska (Marriott M103-M105)
10 – 11pm: “First Contact Improv,” w/Griffin Barber, Cecilia Dominic, and Robert E. Hampson (Hyatt Embassy AB)
11.30am – 12.30pm: “Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends 40th Anniversary,” w/Chris Cummins, Kevin Eldridge, and Derek B. Gayle (Marriott M103-M105)
2.30 – 3.30pm: autographing, w/L.H. Nicole and John Scalzi (Marriott International Hall South 1-3)
4 – 5pm: reading (Hyatt Vinings) — I will probably be reading from the in-progress Feat of Clay, but I may read something else instead or also
5.30 – 6.30pm: “Alien: On the Page, Everyone Can Hear You Scream,” w/Andrew E.C. Gaska and Steve Saffel (Westin Peachtree 1-2)
10 – 11am: “From Screen to Page: Writing Media Tie-in Novels,” w/D.B. Jackson, Dan Jolley, Terry Mancour, and Jennifer Morris (Westin Chastain 1-2)
11.30am – 12.30pm: “Battle of the Fictional Bands,” w/Joe Crowe, Chris Cummins, Kevin Eldridge, and Gary Mitchel (Marriott M103-M105)
1 – 2pm: “The Heroes and Villains of Stargate Universe,” w/Badger, James Henson, Gary Lindros, AJ Neault, and Van Allen Plexico (Westin Chastain DE)
4 – 6pm: autographing, w/various other authors at Bard’s Tower (Merchandise Mart Booth 2719)
7 – 8pm: “Creating the Great Star Trek Novel,” w/Dan Jolley (Hilton Galleria 2-3)
8.30 – 9.30pm “Classic Sci-Fi Novelization Readings,” w/Joe Crowe, Chris Cummins, John Hudgens, and Sue Kisenwhether (Marriott M103-M105) — this will feature, among other things, ToniAnn Marini reading from my Gargantua novelization
11.30am – 12.30pm: “Dead at the Keyboard,” w/Peter David, Anthony Francis, Nancy Knight, and Trisha J. Woodridge (Hyatt Embassy EF)
1 – 2pm: “Classic Sci-Fi Roll-a-Panel: Critical Fails,” w/Billy Brooks, Joe Crowe, Melissa McArthur, Gary Mitchel, and James P. Nettles (Marriott M103-M105)
I was on the latest of the Dragon Con American Sci-Fi Classics Track‘s Quarantine panels that have become must-see TV on Thursday nights last night: it’s the 30th anniversary of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze, which featured, among other things, Vanilla Ice appearing for no compellingly good reason. See me, Michael Falkner, Darin Bush, and Madison Metricula, as well as Classics Track heads Joe Crowe and Gary Mitchel to discuss the sequel to the 1990 film adaptation of the classic comic book.
Dragon Con’s American Sci-Fi Classics Track has continued to do weekly Quarantine Panels, hosted by track directors Joe Crowe & Gary Mitchel, to talk about various subjects, and I was on two recent ones.
2021 marks the 30th anniversary of The Addams Family movie starring Raul Julia, Anjelica Huston, and Christina Ricci, and that panel featured Terrific ToniAnn Marini, Sassy Stormy O’Dell, Superlative Shaun Rosado, and me, Joe, and Gary talking about the Mamushka, crashing trains, why Gomez and Morticia are the best couple ever, and how awesome Christina Ricci is.
In addition, Joe & Gary have been playing “what if…?” games — what if the Marvel Cinematic Universe got its start in 1988 instead of 2008? Who would have played the iconic roles? Tom Selleck as Tony Stark? Sean Connery as Ego? Wesley Snipes as T’Challa? Kirk Douglas as Henry Pym? Brian Blessed as Volstagg? It’s crazy-ass speculation galore, with me, Joe, Gary, and Mighty Michael Bailey set Marvel heroes back 30 years — literally!
Last night, I did the latest online “Quarantine Panel” by Dragon Con’s American Sci-Fi Classics Track, discussing the 1990 Dick Tracy film directed by and starring Warren Beatty. I was joined by Denise Lhamon, Michael Bailey, and Classics Track gurus Joe Crowe & Gary Mitchel (who yesterday were also officially anointed as running the track again for 2021).